#also that he lifted ten cinderblocks at once and beat up a teacher
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I love eight year olds because no one else these days has the courage to lie blatantly to your face with the conviction of a sixth-century martyr
#I've been doing some childcare between jobs and I got my first eight year old today#and was immediately informed that he had found a diamond worth $120 billion#and that his dad's gem checking machine had confirmed it#also that he lifted ten cinderblocks at once and beat up a teacher#willow’s wastebin tagxon
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